Fix 'get close'

diff --git a/index.html b/index.html
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+++ b/index.html
@@ -8,6 +8,7 @@
        <li>I've decided to give public access to my <a href="money.html">financial records.</a></li>
        <li>I host an <a href="https://etherpad.za3k.com">etherpad</a> server.</li>
        <li>View my GPG <a href="gpg.pub">public key</a></li>
+    <li>Read the bible in <a href="new latin bible.txt">pig latin</a>
        <li>Get some <a href="http://moreorcs.com">orc-themed email adresses</a></li>
         <li>My public <a href="https://www.beeminder.com/zacharyvance/goals/pomodoros2">work log</a></li>
        <li><a href="archived.html">Older</a> resources</li>

diff --git a/tricks.md b/tricks.md
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--- a/tricks.md
+++ b/tricks.md
@@ -4,8 +4,8 @@ Tricks fuckpet has learned
 | Trick              | Learned | Description                                                                                     |
 |--------------------|---------|-------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------|
 | Good boy           |         | Feel really happy and turned on                                                                 |
-| Get close          |         | Get close to squirting. Fuckpet is allowed to squirt.                                           |
-| Get close, quickly |         | Get close to squirting, and squirt. 5-30 seconds                                                |
+| Get close          |         | Get close to squirting. Fuckpet is allowed to squirt if Dani says so.                           |
+| Get close, quickly |         | Get close to squirting quickly. Fuckpet is allowed to squirt if Dani says so. Quickly means 5-30 seconds |
 | Come out, Ciel     | No      | Turn yourself on                                                                                |
 | Sit                |         | No squirting, no finishing. Touching is allowed but fuckpet knows they can't control enough to. |
 | Look               |         | Look Dani in the eyes. No looking away until Dani tells you.                                    |